Proctor Creek Spill-Off

So, today I held a special Mayoral Spin Class, featuring a red and yellow 1/8 oz rooster tail. And, attendance was pretty good! There was one oddball in attendance, but it was actually Francis Ford Crappola. I think he was doing research for a new film or something, he was very evasive.

So, it was s beautiful day and I was carrying out my Mayoral duties in Dinktown. I was on my way to speak at a support group for People Who Once Thought They Were Wrong, But Were Mistaken.i heard a screech of tires and looked up to see these two shady characters. They introduced themselves as "2 Bass 2 Burious" Is that even a word? I suspected is was a speech impediment due to abnormally large mouths. They were looking for some "Street Action" and wanted to know if I had seen any Toyotas or Hondas around with aftermarket spoilers installed, made from thrift store Erector Sets. Mmmmmm, nope sorry fellas. "Acuras? Mazdas? Any Asian imports at all?" Well, I did see a Kia Sedona go that-a-way... I no sooner got the words out and they whooped and high-finned and tore outta there quick as a flash. I had to explain to Bernie later that "Asian Street Action" was not code for prostitute.....I think.

Well, I was on my way to attend a fundraiser for the DIA (Dyslexic Insomniac Atheists), raising money and giving aid to those afflicted with countless sleepless nights questioning the existence of Dog. I was suddenly accosted by this pair of characters, who claimed to be brothers. I was already running late, and they both had gone off. One was hollering something about Chicago, gas, cigarettes and sunglasses,even though it was clearly overcast. The other mumbled something about 4 fried chickens and a Coke. Weird.

Two little Ned Rig fish. Goby Bryant TRD.

finally....

Caught 3 lil largemouth in about an hour

quality over quality today

small bass